The Summer of '98
My marriage to an American free spirit ended fairly amicably in 2003. This post has been edited to respect her privacy - hence reference to "friends".
Things got off to a hectic start this late spring when I got promoted to Production Manager - running the entire plant. Our previous Production Manager quit for another job and I guess I was the most suitable candidate around. I also had been saying some things about how our production could be better so I was asked to put my money where my mouth was. We also decided that we really had to become a two car family as it was taking too much of our time running around for each other with just one while supposedly saving money. I spent every spare minute checking out car lots and dealers and after a determined look around found an Audi 4000 (the 2 wheel version of the Audi Quattro) for $1,000 - sold as seen - no warranty. All the missing bits of furniture turned out to be in the boot and although the mileage was highish it is a German built car with the potential for 200,000 miles with care. A good clean, service, new exhaust (you can buy the parts in the US much easier than in the UK and fit yourself) and fix of all the simple things like electric sunroof, windows etc and we have a respectable runabout that is better than the usual "island" car. So named because as soon as an island car leaves the island it disintegrates - never to run again. Not so with this beast.
The first flight was fun. They don't mess around. 20 mins in the classroom proving, in theory, that it will fly. 60 mins walking round the plane checking every single nut, bolt, split pin, fuel tank, contents, paperwork etc. Then you are sat straight in the pilot seat and the instructor deals with the radio and gets you to taxi out, take off, fly around and land - about another 30 mins. The instructor follows you on a set of dual controls while sitting in the passenger seat. The aim is clearly instant gratification and you get that! It is very similar to the computer simulations I've flown and I think it helped - at least in terms of orientation and knowing what was going on. I flew about 50% of the first flight without intervention from the instructor and his comment was - "not bad". Of course it was a perfect day with ideal weather, a carefully managed teaching scenario etc but it was FUN. It is also relatively cheap. At least one fifth of the cost of doing it in the UK. So as and when funds (and horseback riding!) permit I will stumble on towards my Private Pilots' Licence.
We drove on through some outrageously good scenery arriving at our ranch just in time to nearly miss dinner (but they kept it for us because we called ahead)
That afternoon we tinkered with saddles and tack, A friend changed horses for one that was "more interesting" and we went on our first trail ride.
The beginner family split off and got a different wrangler who taught them a bit more about riding. We (the "Advanced Group") went on a series of hair-raising mountain climbs, trail rides and pasture gallops. Charging across a meadow or wild grassland was simply a blast - you just had to watch for horse ankle breaking gopher holes in the ground and ditches hidden in the long grass. The holes we dealt with by not galloping where the wranglers knew there were problems. The ditches - the horses simply jumped at less than a horse length notice at the full gallop. No problem. We did occasionally hit holes unexpectedly and then the horses were amazing. One canter my horses' gait simply went all over the place - though the speed never slacked off. Then I realised he had seen holes and was avoiding them. Pam's horse put its leg down a hole at the gallop one day and simply changed lead in mid air. Suddenly putting down it's up moving foot and pulling its down moving foot up out the hole. Lest I give the impression we galloped everywhere - we did not. Spending 6-8hr a day in the saddle meant that you walked most places so the horse would last the week. Lunches taken with us or we went back to the ranch for them. Dinner was back at the ranch or cooked on the trail at a campfire, riding home in the sunset. Food was thoroughly solid, better than average family cooking served at a large family table with a picture view over the ranch.
In the evenings there were various activities (if you were awake enough to deal with them!). We went into Saratoga to the hot springs where we all broiled ourselves in 35C (104F) water for a bit - it certainly eased the aches and pains. We then went on a bar crawl - bit hard to do in Saratoga - it's pretty small. One bar was shut as it was midweek - there is only really any action on a Friday and Saturday when folks come into town. One had a truly awful singer and looked just like a cowboy bar in a movie - lots of mean looking folks hunched over tables, the bar and the pool table - only these were real people - friendly enough but I think they looked mean because the singer was so bad. We finished in the hotel - left over from the 1860's and also looking like it could do service on a movie set. It was deserted - it was Wednesday night. Other nights we stayed home - learned to rope, practised branding on wood (the cattle were all branded in the spring) or on our chaps for a memento, played team trivial pursuits, read or drank a couple of beers and chatted. You brought your own beer and the staff were ever circumspect and drank Cokes.
Dispatched to prevent a break back of cattle from the main herd back down a river gully I simply rode over the edge of a 20ft drop into the river. The horse didn't bat an eyelid. He tucked his hind legs up, extended his forelegs and slid down the bank into the river without really turning a hair (he pinned his ears back for a moment though!). In theory we had to stay in sight of the wrangler and we were always told to let the cattle go rather than get broken off or stress them. However the terrain meant that you often couldn't see the controlling wrangler and when it got really rugged you couldn't always see the person next to you to pass the word along. During one move two of the guests who could ride well got separated along with around 60 cattle of their own. Initially it wasn't apparent but when they figured it out they just got on with it and drove the cattle into the pasture themselves by another gate. The wranglers gave us a lot of leeway as we could clearly ride. It was fun talking to them about the weeks when everyone is a rookie (or as they call us - greenie). They had some funny stories.
The wildlife was amazing - large jack rabbits, racoons, coyotes, small non-poisonous snakes (too high an altitude for poison - apparently), four varieties of trout in the stream (a lot of folks come to the ranch to fly fish), chipmunks, gophers, woodchucks, skunk and mule eared deer. The dogs came on every ride with us and spent all their time rooting out wildlife which we would see charging off over the horizon - dogs in pursuit. They often caught rabbits which they ate. The chipmunks would dive into cracks in the rocks or get into the middle of a prickly bush and stand there - in full view with four dog noses full of prickles pointed at it. After a while the dogs would get bored and leave it alone - though they hated to do so. On a forest trail we had a near thing with a deer one day. We were trotting down a trail when a deer exploded out of the trees about a horse length in front of the lead wrangler and pursued by the dogs. It crossed the trail - flat out - and was out of sight before you knew it but if it had hit the horse or wrangler things might have been grizzly.
We left the ranch and carried on driving west and south into Utah to see the geological formations in the Badlands. As we drove south out of the Flaming Gorge reservation area it was amazing to see the layers of geology. The road was signposted to let you know which era you were driving through and what lived there in pre-history. Dinosaurs, extinction of dinosaurs, formation of coal, humanoids appeared etc. Fascinating. Unfortunately we got a bit overextended and had a 350 mile push back east overnight to catch our flight home from Denver. We had planned on stopping in a motel for a bit but they were all full as it was Labor Day weekend. Driving in the dark on open roads is OK but as nothing is fenced you really can't go fast in the dark as you are bound to hit wildlife. We had a couple of near misses with deer even though we were going slow. |









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